Words and Phrases I Hate

Irony: Irony is not coincidence. Learn the definition of a word before you use it. I actually like irony, I just hate that people don't know what the fuck irony is. Spiritual: See also "too chicken shit to fully commit to calling yourself an...

Mister-Sandman: Retired Secret Keeper

I often tell people that I am a terrible listener, but that doesn't stop people from unloading all their shit when I don't care to hear it. I guess people just need an actual person there while they're venting. They don't care if the person is...

Bitches Be Crazy

My bullshit alarm immediately goes up when someone says something along the following lines: "I am completely drama free." "I absolutely hate drama." "No drama for me!" Basically if you have to announce that you are anti-drama then it tells me...

Grounds for Unfriending

Her: Why did you un-friend me? Me: Because you posted a status that was a non-ironic situation and called it ironic. Her: Real fucking mature of you, Kyle. Me: Real fucking stupid of you, Carol.   I don't know why people can't just abide by my...

I Hope Your Phone Gives You a Tumor

I find phones annoying. I got my first cell phone when I got a car. My mom wanted me to call her when I got to my destination. Over the years I grew used to having a phone. I have one now because it's convenient. I hate talking on the phone. I'll...

Cunts Getting Offended By a Little Fucking Profanity

I recently read a comment and have heard it said a lot that those who use profanity are uneducated/unintelligent. I have always disagreed with this sentiment. I've known and currently know many highly intelligent people who use profanity. I have...

Buncha Savages In This Town

I'm not a fan of going out in public. Why? Because people are out in public and people are cunts. I've already stated and will state again that children fucking suck. All of em. They're all loud, obnoxious, whining little assholes. Well, not all of...