One Bad Day

The news story for this week has been the Germanwings pilot deciding "Fuck this noise!" and hightailing it (or maybe lowtailing it?) right into mother fucking oblivion. I haven't read all the details because the news likes to sensationalize shit more...

On Writing

I've wanted to be a writer since I was a kid. I've always been told my writing is good. I hated class assignments like worksheets. I always viewed them as nothing more than busy work that did nothing for students as far as learning was concerned. When...

You and Your Job Bore Me

I don't like crowds and I don't like staying cooped up in the house either. I'll go to the bar to sit and watch people. It's when people start talking - specifically, talking to me - that they start to get under my skin. I'll sit and grind my teeth as...

Come Down Off Your Cross; We Could Use the Wood

I grew up in a Christian home - a Southern Baptist home at that. I went along with what was taught because it's just what I was taught was right by my family. I also did it out of fear of going to hell. In my hometown there is something a church puts...

Wrong Text Messages with Mister Sandman

I was just about to go to bed when I heard my phone vibrate on the table beside my bed. "Who the fuck is this?" I mumbled to myself. It was a number I didn't recognize. Sleep could wait. I had to fuck with the person. Stranger: We need to talk. ...

We Are God's Unwanted Children? So Be It!

“I’ve met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall behind him, and God asks me, “Why?” Why did I cause so much pain? Didn’t I realize that each of us is a sacred, unique snowflake of special unique specialness? Can’t I see...

The Woods - Scribbles and Bits Challenge #130

  It was unusual that she took that particular route to go home, but she thought that she’d feel inspired to write if she did. The way the wind whistled through the trees and the particular creaking sound one tree made inspired her to write some of...

How to Make a Marriage Work

I had a long conversation with a friend of mine the other night. This friend of mine and I have a lot in common as far as personality and our sense of humor. He and I don’t talk too much these days since he moved to NC a few years back and is married...

Parking Lots Are Not Playgrounds

I think it’s funny that so many people are so obsessed with saving this planet. “Make sure to recycle,” “Use this light bulb instead of that one,” etc. We have Arbor Day which makes me laugh and any time anyone asked me what I was going to do for...

How the Fall of Man Occurred

I learned how the fall of man occurred in the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden and Adam said, "Wow! Here we are, Eve! At one with nature and God. We will never age, we will never die, and all our dreams come true the instant...

The True Mastermind of Thoughts and the Mind Program

It's really quite simple to get under someone's skin. It's simple because people are predictable. You see, as gifted and special as a lot of people think they are, they're not. They're no different than the next dipshit that comes along. This is...

Lies Men Tell Women

1. “You’re beautiful/smart/funny/insert your own compliment here.” I want to rub my no-no parts against your no-no parts.   2. “I love you.” I want to rub my no-no parts against your no-no parts.   3. “I’ll change.” No, we won’t. People...

Lies Women Tell Men

Lying is a healthy part of relationships. Don't let anyone tell you any different. If a person tells you that they hate liars then they're just jealous because they suck at lying. It's not true that people don't like being lied to, they just don't...

The Internet: A Playground For Adults

I joined another site when Thoughts was shitting the bed a couple of months ago. Within a week I managed to upset someone. I gave absolutely zero fucks about this. Well, that’s not true. If I gave zero fucks then I wouldn’t be blogging about it. I...

No Fucks Given Ten Years Later

"Can you believe our ten year high school reunion is only three months away?"   "Can you believe that I have looked and can't find a single, solitary fuck to give about our ten year high school reunion?"   "You're not going?"   "No...

Annoyances of 2015 (So Far)

I like to post a list of things that get under my skin from time to time. Mainly because I enjoy complaining and hoping that people take them to heart and don't do/say said things that annoy the shit out of me. Along with people using the word...