What Would Kurt Cobain Do if He Were Here Right Now?

Stink.   I just finished watching Montage of Heck. I don't know why, considering I hate Nirvana. I remember one stand-up routine I did and I told a Kurt Cobain joke. You'd think that I bent their mothers over right there on the stage and went to...

Grabbing Drunks By the Balls

Sometimes I am reminded why going out sucks ass. Tonight was one of those nights. After being sick for a week and being in the house, I needed to get out. I decided to go to one of the bars just for shits and giggles. I went to one of my usual spots...

Sometimes Death Can't Come Soon Enough

I got a call from a friend of mine on Sunday seeing if I wanted to grab a beer. I've been sick since Saturday night and was in no mood to go anywhere. It was taking all I could muster to walk my dog. I told him that I had to decline and asked for a...

It's Just a Cup of Coffee

I rode from the church to the cemetery for the graveside service for my uncle with my sister on Saturday. My sister and I have our ups and downs when it comes to getting along. This was one of our good moments. We exchanged jokes back and forth and I...

Bringing a Rifle to a Tank Fight

Political blogs have always made me laugh. Pseudo-political people have always made me laugh - the far left-wing loons and the far right-wing loons. For the sake of this post though, the far right-wing loons are the ones making me laugh tonight. I...

The Truth About Blogging

"Blog: The word "blog" is literally shorthand for "boring;" a vulgar, overused word that strikes your ear with the dull thud of a cudgel to the soft spot of a child's head. It's an abbreviation used by journalism drop outs to give legitimacy to their...

More Wasted Space in Cyberspace

I don't know why I bother trying to go to bed at a decent hour. I was feeling tired and like I couldn't keep my eyes open at 8:30 and I passed out rather quickly. I awoke two hours later and now here I am, wide awake. I just finished the new episode...

Interview with Pickie

Interviewer: Thank you for sitting down to talk with me Ms. Pickie. May I call you Pickie?   Pickie: You can call me anything you want to baby.  Just make sure you slip a darlin' in there every now and then.  I like it when Sandman slips me...

An Interview with TheReckoning

TheReckoning couldn't stand that someone was getting more attention than he was so he posted a pretty funny "interview" blog with me. I'll admit that it actually did make me laugh. I also found this article written by the same person that interviewed...

Banned From Chuck E. Cheese's

Chuck E. Cheese's is a magical place when you're a kid. You beg your parents to take you for the pizza, for the games, for the stupid little rides that you love when you're a child. I haven't been in years. I've only been once and it wasn't a good...

An Interview With Neo

Interviewer: Wirelessguru, thank you for agreeing to this interview. Do you prefer Wirelessguru or Neo?   Neo: Either one is fine. LOL!!!!!!   I: Did you really just shout "lol" at me?   N: WAKE UP ZEALOT!   I: Ooookaaayyyyy....

The Best Lies About Me Are the Ones I've Told

I'm skeptical when it comes to online relationships. Someone says they met someone online and red flags go up for me. "Did you really? They're probably a dude." That's my thought when a guy says it. When a girl says it I think that it's a girl fucking...

A Friend's Last Words

It’s hard losing a friend. It’s even harder when something could have been done to prevent it. Once their life is over then there’s no going back and you start thinking about all the what ifs. “What if I did this?” “What if I paid a little more...

On Writing

I've wanted to be a writer since I was a kid. I've always been told my writing is good. I hated class assignments like worksheets. I always viewed them as nothing more than busy work that did nothing for students as far as learning was concerned. When...