Career Opportunities at Thoughts.com

Are you unhappy with your place in life? Are you worried that you'll never amount to anything? Did college not work out for you? Do you want a career? Well, Thoughts is the place for you! By simply creating an account here and spouting off nonsense...

Lies People Tell Online

1. "I am slim and petite/I am tall and well-built." At least they were a few years ago. They just can't let go of the past and accept that they will never look like what they looked like back in high school. They know others are looking for small...

Since Everyone's in a Punk Mood Tonight...

I thought I'd post a song from one of my favorite punk bands - The Misfits.   President's bullet-ridden body in the street Ride, Johnny ride Kennedy's shattered head hits concrete Ride, Johnny ride Johnny's wife is floundering Johnny's wife...

"Fuck tha Police" (but not in a sexual way)

  I haven't been to the movies in a year. If I go to the movies then it has to be something I really want to see. The movie this year that I really wanted to see was Straight Outta Compton so I got my ticket and went to the show yesterday...

My Take on Profanity

I'd like to take this time and post about something that some people love and some people wish to make illegal. That something - ladies and gentlemen - is profanity. I use a lot of it. I use a lot of it here. In person? It depends on who I am around....

How Do You Confuse a Blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.   People either don't get my humor or think I'm funny as hell. It's a toss up. I've always had a dry sense of humor and it's hit or miss. I think I'm a funny bastard and that's all that matters. If...

Bikini Girls with Machine Guns

I hadn't visited one of the bars I usually visit in awhile so I decided to do that last night. Lo and behold, what do I see as I'm walking toward the entrance? "Bikini contest starts tonight @ 8:30!" Well, shit. I didn't bring my speedo, I thought to...

Conversations with A Former Blogger

I'm sure a lot of you remember Hotmessmama. She no longer posts on here, which is sad because she was one of the funniest people on this site and kept shit entertaining. I still keep in touch with her almost daily on Facebook and enjoy our back and...

Are There Cliques on Thoughts?

Are there cliques (or "clicks" as the great mastermind Neo, who supposedly knows everything except what a homophone is) on this site and others? It gets tossed around a lot every so often. I've never thought so. Sure, some people "click" with certain...