Off the Chain - (Late) Bust a Gut Friday

So Bust a Gut Friday is over on my side of the country, but it's still Friday on the west coast. With that, I'd like to share something that happened tonight that I thought was funny. If you don't think so then fuck you.    I went out to eat...

Better to Passionately Hate Than Moderately Love

On a blogging site such as this one you have people writing about all sorts of stuff. You have your more humorous posters, your poets (even though I think your poetry sucks a big one), your wannabe novelists (I'm not saying that in an insulting way);...

What to Do About a Crying Woman

If there's one thing men hate more than a nagging woman, it's a crying woman. Actually, no. I take that back. We hate nagging women more than crying women, but a crying woman is still pretty bad. We're men and emotions aren't really our thing (unless...

Absinthe is a Helluva Drink

Last night's festivities: 1. Bottle of Absinthe. 2. Bottle of wine. 3. God knows how many beers. 4. Smoked pot, which I very rarely ever do, but fuck it. It was my going away party. 5. Don't remember what time I got home. 6. Don't know how my...

Studs vs. Sluts

"Every single time a man sleeps with a lot of women he's called a stud, but if a woman sleeps with a lot of men she's called a slut. People think this is unfair. Nah. It's completely fair, and I'll tell you why. It's fuckin' easy to be a slut. It's...

Kill All Talk Show Hosts!

I posted a list of my annoyances of 2014 yesterday and it didn't take long for me to realize a new one. I. Fucking. Hate. Talk shows. All of them. Every last one. Now, if I had my own then it'd be a different story because everything I do is great. I...

List of Annoyances for 2014 - Part I

People who say "anywho". People who say "literally" every chance they get. I can differentiate between what is literal and what is figurative. You don't have to use this word as often as you do. Bitstrips on Facebook. I actually used to enjoy...