What I'm Thankful For

First and foremost, I am thankful for all you lovely fuckers that I consider friends on this site.   Along the same lines, I'm thankful for those of you that I've already met: BootLady, Noreia, Wraithwriter, CameronRedmon, and Jjjustme, and I...

I'm An Adult

Me: I hate Thanksgiving. I don't particularly like being around my family. Her: Maybe it will be different this year. Me: Doubt it. Thanksgiving can suck it. Her: Kyle. Just because you hate something doesn't mean you can tell it to suck...

Never Trust an Addict

I remember seeing this commercial for a rehab clinic that starts out with a guy saying, "My name is (whatever his name was), and I was a drug addict for ten years." No. No, you're still a drug addict. Just because you're sober now doesn't mean you...

Maybe God Thinks You'd Suck as a Parent

I am sure some of you are familiar with George Carlin as well as his stance on religion. One that always pops in my head and makes me go "Huh ... that makes sense" is the routine about prayer and God's will:   "Suppose your prayers aren't...

Look, Mommy! I Can be an Asshole All By Myself!

I'm a member of another site. I won't give the name because I don't believe in advertising, but one topic in the forums caught my eye. It was about a reporter who quit her job on the air and said, "Fuck it. I quit." I remember quitting a job this way....

What's the Difference Between 9/11 and a Cow?

Americans can't milk a cow for thirteen years.   Tomorrow marks the 13th anniversary of the September 11th attacks. How do I know that? Well, not only because everyone and their mothers know about what happened on September 11th, but also...