What Gets You Blocked

I really don't like blocking people. At one point I had thousands blocked, most of which were spam accounts, but whatever ghost/entity/deity stepped in for Ben and half-assed cleaned the place up got rid of those spam accounts, which in turn cleared...

I Don't Tell You How to Do Your Job

A friend of mine called me a couple of weeks ago and said he was headed to where I live and asked if I wanted to grab a bite to eat and a couple of beers at this restaurant that has hundreds of different beers to choose from. I was sick so I had to...

That's Why They're Called YOUR Problems

I was debating going out tonight. I got showered, brushed my teeth, etc. I was debating the entire time. I got into the car and drove to the store - which is eight miles from the house (the one that is five miles from the house was closed) - for...

Flag Boners

I saw an article on Facebook about this high school senior who had been asked by his school to remove the American flag he had flying on the back of his truck. I am not a patriotic person by any means and find patriotism stupid, but I have no problem...

Being a Mom Isn't That Hard

This is a re-post that I felt needed to be re-posted.   I am trying not to say “I hate” so much these days. Hate should only be reserved for very special occasions and certain people should be given your undivided, individual, scathing hatred;...

For Every Animal You Don't Eat, I'm Going to Eat Three

I have no problems with vegetarians. I take no issue with anyone's life or health choices as long as they don't force it on other people, which is my attitude with people's religion. I do have a problem with vegans though because my experience with...

This Hopeless Fucking Hole We Call L.A.

Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see Armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will. I sure could use a vacation from this Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A. The only way...

What Would Kurt Cobain Do if He Were Here Right Now?

Stink.   I just finished watching Montage of Heck. I don't know why, considering I hate Nirvana. I remember one stand-up routine I did and I told a Kurt Cobain joke. You'd think that I bent their mothers over right there on the stage and went to...