Restaurant Ellis

Sam had been a cook for this little mom and pop owned restaurant since he was sixteen. He had been cooking for Mr. and Mrs. Ellis for twenty-five years and saw no need to move on and find another job. He loved his job, loved Mr. and Mrs. Ellis; they...

"I Hope He Loves Me Too"

I'm not one to snoop or Facebook stalk. I don't take an interest in other people's lives all that much, but someone just happened to cross my mind a few minutes ago and I thought I'd see if I could find her on Facebook. I did. Of course I went through...

Send Me Another Invite. I Dare You.

Her: "Why did you unfriend me?" Me: "You sent me a game invite." Her: "Well, it was a little harsh to unfriend me. Don't you think?" Me: "It was either that or kill your family."   I think I was being completely logical and rational. After...

Sandman Helps Out the Ladies

A friend of mine is going on a date with a fella and she informed me of the shit that most girls worry about when it comes to having a first date with someone. I thought I'd be of some assistance and ease the minds of some of you lovely young ladies...

I Should Really Stay Off Facebook When Drunk

I decided to do something I never do and just go looking for people I went to high school with. I found one guy who is also named Kyle. I have never gotten along with another Kyle in my life. Ever. I guess I am the only decent Kyle on this planet. The...